Divine allegory

The time: 12 AM IST on the 5th of June in the year of our lord; 2008 aka just a while ago.

Characters:

Victorus: Good for nothing nobody

Pluvius: A certain somebody, studying to be the evil mastermind of the universe.

The Setting: Cyberspace.
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Act 1


Scene 1

Victorus: so what else ?

Pluvius: trying to figure out linux stuff.

Victorus: screw it man.

Pluvius: I feel so 'given up' that I wouldn't even care if some one held me at gun point.

Victorus: haha swordfish style ?

Pluvius: I would say "yeah whatever"
if I got shot and killed.

Victorus: haha.

Pluvius: my soul would rise and up and also say "yeah whatever."

Victorus: haha,
fuck, you should write this stuff down man
you are damn funny.

Pluvius: and god says I shall go to hell,
again : "yeah whatever."

Victorus: haha,
copy this!

Pluvius: devil says "I am gonna fuck you in the ass."
again : "yeah whatever."

Victorus: and put it up on your blog.
bitch!

Victorus: Holy shit, that is hilarious!

Pluvius: hahaha.

Victorus: no, seriously
do it or I will.

Pluvius: I am too shy to put this up man
you do it, I will link :D

Victorus: Of course I am going to.

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A Special Thanks to a dear friend, who undoubtedly provides the punch lines for the exchange, and who is also my oldest friend (for the past 13 years) for the inspiration and for being one of the 2 losers in this conversation, Varun.

Anyone ?

Sunil tells me to make a mixtape and put it up on Gigpad.com
I want to put it up here, but I am not sure if even one person will download it ?

I was with him the day before he was to leave. He had a flight at somewhere around 5AM, we got quite drunk, slept at 2-3 AM and I think he woke up and switched off the alarm and went right back to sleep.

"Did he miss his flight ?" you ask ? what do you think ? :P

Careless you think ?
(He is going to kick my ass if he reads this. Muahaahaa!)

Anyway, here is the Stag's guide to pubbing in Hyderabad:

Beg, Borrow or steal a girl

or

Go to "Club 8" (The only place which allows stags and where a glorious 'Sausage Fest' awaits thee.)

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Listening to 'Rain When I Die' - AiC

Friends like these.

Victorus: So what are you thinking right now ? don't lie,
right then, at the instant I asked you.

Pluvius: Thinking...

Victorus: Don't be a smart ass...

Victorus: Haha.

Victorus: Funny.

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Listening to In Fiction - Isis