Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Divine allegory

The time: 12 AM IST on the 5th of June in the year of our lord; 2008 aka just a while ago.

Characters:

Victorus: Good for nothing nobody

Pluvius: A certain somebody, studying to be the evil mastermind of the universe.

The Setting: Cyberspace.
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Act 1


Scene 1

Victorus: so what else ?

Pluvius: trying to figure out linux stuff.

Victorus: screw it man.

Pluvius: I feel so 'given up' that I wouldn't even care if some one held me at gun point.

Victorus: haha swordfish style ?

Pluvius: I would say "yeah whatever"
if I got shot and killed.

Victorus: haha.

Pluvius: my soul would rise and up and also say "yeah whatever."

Victorus: haha,
fuck, you should write this stuff down man
you are damn funny.

Pluvius: and god says I shall go to hell,
again : "yeah whatever."

Victorus: haha,
copy this!

Pluvius: devil says "I am gonna fuck you in the ass."
again : "yeah whatever."

Victorus: and put it up on your blog.
bitch!

Victorus: Holy shit, that is hilarious!

Pluvius: hahaha.

Victorus: no, seriously
do it or I will.

Pluvius: I am too shy to put this up man
you do it, I will link :D

Victorus: Of course I am going to.

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A Special Thanks to a dear friend, who undoubtedly provides the punch lines for the exchange, and who is also my oldest friend (for the past 13 years) for the inspiration and for being one of the 2 losers in this conversation, Varun.

7 comments:

Nithin "Kitta" Shenoy said...

Nice one! Quite some time since i last blogged or checked out blogs man. The posts entitled 'idle mind, my workshop' and 'Gokarna' were brilliant. Rspecially the part one of Gokarna!

Sudhir Pai said...

:)

I know only two ppl in the whole wide world who could be having this conversation :D

V for Varun and your esteemed self!

ok here's my latest latest status message on gmail

"So how long are you intending to reside in a state of denial?"
"Well, whatever!"

JerryKantrell said...

@nithin Thanks man, I thought no one would be interested, which is why I cut short the second part of that story.

@sudhir Dude! in Bangalore, are you ?
hehe, yeah Apathy rules. guess what "Pluvius" means ?

wirdobirdo said...
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JerryKantrell said...

Haha, wb, you should not be sorry about being vulgar in public. that is what the public is there for.

wirdobirdo said...

im not so sure about the reason i deleted the comment lol and you have a strange way of looking about public i liked it gives a feeling of freedom

JerryKantrell said...

it is your comment and you can do as you wish.

Freedom; nothing else like it.