So someone came to my blog searching for this post's very title, and I said, 'huh, I could try something like that cause besides I have been writing this crappy emo pseudo poetry since the past few posts.'
The Official karbage - Things-I'd-like-to-punch-in-the-face list:
Now these are not in order of rank, and are listed as they come to me, I will also list each one separately as I don't have time to finish the whole list all at once.
1) ABCDs - These are the sorriest motherfuckers on campus, ABCD is short for American Born Confused desi-desi being an Indian term for a fellow Indian, so these ABCDs; they think that they are American, but the Americans don't hang around with them, and they think that they are better than the Indians who are here to study and call them FOBs or Fresh Off the Boats, which is funny and a little ironic, anyway, they tend not to speak to 'these bloody smelly FOBs who don't know of the existence of deo or Cologne.' Therefore they are left to their own devices with no freaking clue of their identity, and are most often seen hanging out with other similarly clueless ABCDs. Now the term self-hating Jew is fairly common, but I am surprised to see that the term self-hating Indian is not more popular seeing as approximately a 100% of these ABCDs may be described as such.
Which is why I feel like punching every single ABCD I come across. The worst one are the ones who have been given names like Christopher Ramagopal or Johnathan Patel, HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I mean shut the fuck up I've seen post-rock songs with more meaningful names than these.