Sunday, October 12, 2008

Im in ur city killing your fun

My good old friend Mr Ramadoss has caught my ever restless attention again.
After making life confusing for smokers old and young, he now plans on 'cracking down' on the 'rampant alcoholism' that is 'plaguing' the Indian IT industry.



"Drunkards? in my IT?"


Oh here is a direct quote:

"On weekends in cities like Chennai and Bangalore even women are going on smoking and drinking binge[sic], It is a very dangerous trend and we must intervene and regulate the system. Long live zeh fuhrer und ze fatherland und death to zese infidel women vho cavort with ze culture raping, epitome of ze decadence, virgin defiling traditions of bachus"

Do I really need to explain what is wrong with that statement ? Oh if you are wondering, he wants to enforce nationwide prohibition. Maybe then we can have authentic Indian gangster movies with ubiquitous shootouts and sleazy speakeasies, and bootlegging thugs and sultry dames. Hey, maybe this guy ain't that bad after all!

3 comments:

Slippery Reflections said...

The woman of this country shall make a solemn obeisance.

JerryKantrell said...

yay! all is saved.

Ramesh Srivats said...

Ramadoss is out to ensure that we lead long healthy lives till we die of boredom. You can read my take on this at http://www.rameshsrivats.net/2008/11/ramadoss-meets-devadoss.html