God is from the Ghetto

God: Are you a raging Insomniac ?
Me: yes
God: Are you the kind who wishes there were more hours in a day ?
Me: yes
God: Boy do I have a cure for you!
Me: cool! Let it rip.
God: CAT Preparation.
Me: Cat Preparation ?
God: you deaf... ho!
Me: are you supposed to be talking like this ?
God: fo' shizzle ma' bizzle
Me: Brother ?
God: (shaking head) Bitch!