BOred AS USual

So the latest buzz these days is around that annoying new ad that stars these two totally untalented Indian actors, you know the Ad... The one where he says 'I miss you so much, it hurts'

Well the Ad starts off with the actor saying the above mentioned line to the other, he repeats this several times, progressively adding more emotion to the outburst until he gets it right, they then send this recording as a voice SMS to his girlfriend prompting a smile and alluding to a happy ending after, because presumably; relationships are so simple and easy to fix, anyway, the ad is for Airtel's new voice SMS service I think.

I don't know about you guys, but as far as I am concerned, the Ad would have been better suited to a totally different product like say... I don't know... laxatives ?
No really, think about it.

The guy would say nay sing 'I miss you so much, it hurts' referring to the giant turd, no not the ad, I mean a literal turd, the turd that is causing him discomfort by choosing to overstay its welcome. [Sorry for that image, I know... it haunts me too, now]

His plea getting more and more desperate as time passes, until the man by now clearly constipated, speaks in the characteristic [ or is it stereotyped] voice of a man in such a predicament and about to give up all hope, before the product is flashed on screen and a plunk is heard signaling the end of his troubles. With smiles all around. Yay!, tra la la, all is saved.

No ?