I have always believed that women are smarter than men, owing mainly to the fact that their judgment can, by definition, never be clouded by that debilitating condition that George Carlin refers to as 'Penis Envy.'
(This brings me to my first theory; that only women should be allowed in to politics, but more on that later.)
Hence, it would be excusable if one were to assume, like I, that women would never want to join the Armed Forces; the armed forces being a grim reminder of the horror and decadence inherent in human behavior and thought.
So, you can imagine my surprise when I heard that women want permanent commissions in the Indian Armed Forces and are apparently well on their way to getting it. Well, if the women want to join and "pump some lead" into enemy soldiers\civilians\puppies\commies, and generally behave like blood hungry barbarians, something we men have been doing quite well since pretty much the time the first hominid decided to get down from the trees and instead walk the plains of prehistoric Africa, I say go ahead.
Who would'a thunk? but if the women want to voluntarily join the army, then I guess we should let them, by all means, I mean if you are crazy enough to want to join the army, I'd rather you be among like minded individuals; killing, pillaging, raping or whatever it is that the armed forces do, than be roaming the streets of my town.
As long as I am bashing women, I might as well go all the way huh ?
So I went to Kolkata by Indigo; a low cost airline. The air hostesses were pretty as usual, but I want to know what they studied when they were at the air-hostess university, because all they did was demonstrate the safety procedures, and move the trolley up and down the aisle, selling food along the way.
So I am thinking that the timetable on day 1 of A-H university would be something like this:
Acme Air-Hostess University Timetable:
Period 1: Basics of seat belt buckling\unbuckling.
Period 2: Advanced trolley management.
Period 3: make up for Air-Hostesses.
Period 4: Graduation Ceremony.
I keed, I keed; seriously I love women, cant live without them. Also, apparently there are quite a lot of things that they are taught.
[I work for a women's empowerment Agency, no seriously]